I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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