Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
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He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
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I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
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