Who did Billy Mays play for?
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
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Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
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There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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