just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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