i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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