The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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