yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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