Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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