He is such a slut. More and more my type.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
Randomize