I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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