Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
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I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
We don't watch enough power rangers
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
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Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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