He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I need a hoe opinion
go on
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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