Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
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Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
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My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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