I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
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my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
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Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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