Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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