he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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