just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
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he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
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your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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