What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
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