Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
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the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
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My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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