I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
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I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
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Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
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