and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
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Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
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how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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