if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
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I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
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I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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