my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
