i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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