i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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