Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
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Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
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Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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