I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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