dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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