Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
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So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
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Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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