The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
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He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
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By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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