Plan B is the new Plan A
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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