Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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