Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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