i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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