hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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