You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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