Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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