no. you can't hotbox the world.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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