the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
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she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
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I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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