Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
