Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
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hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
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I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
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The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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