But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Found your dick twin last night
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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