and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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