at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
You smell like stripper and shame
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
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