Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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