If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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