me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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