We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
I know her cup size but not her name....
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