Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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