I'm going to jail i love you
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
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Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
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She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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