Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
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Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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