Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I need to calm my uterus...
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
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