Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I look better un-naked...
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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